- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

do you want to hear a joke?

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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