911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Dylan is a person

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

There is no I in Pie except for the I

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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