Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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knock knock piss off

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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