Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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Women's rights

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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