- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

captcha: all yer base

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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