What did I do last night?work

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Butt Sex.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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I Have a Black Friend

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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GONNA

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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charlie sheen losing

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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