What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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A seal walks into a club.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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girls lacrosse

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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