whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Do you play piano? No

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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