A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Anti Joke

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