Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Obamacare haters

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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