- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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