OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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Where's my baby??

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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