- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

EGGPLANT

Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Wade

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

Men's Sports

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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