- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Woman rights.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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