Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Women's rights

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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