- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Women's rights.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

That's what SHE said!

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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