What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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penis

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What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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alston wang

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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