- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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