Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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