A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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My friend harris is fat.

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Anti Joke

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