Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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