- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

why did katy fall off her bike?

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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