What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

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