- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

you know whats funny... nothing.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

religion.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Queens Park rangers

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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