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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Penis.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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