How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Yeah right loser!

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Wy did the chicken?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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