Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

"knock knock" "Come in"

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Flop dog

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A homosexual walks into a church

What's funnier than poop? More poop

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

knock knock who's there no one

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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