A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

Q what do you do when your friend tells you hes a homosexual A. you tell him that you will accept him and can still be very good friends

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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