Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Chinese drivers.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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