What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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