What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

How do you make a plumber sad? Steal his plums.

It's only racist if you consider them people.

Your mom is fat

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

full house

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

how may i help you

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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