Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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you first

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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