Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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out of your comfort zone

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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gay porn...

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Cool Brian

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

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