A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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