- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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