Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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