- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Cleveland winning something

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

so... how about that airplane food

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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