- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Cleveland winning something

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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