- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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