Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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