- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

i am and me is i

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

1 + 1 = 3

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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