Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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