What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Your time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

your mother hates you

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

i am and me is i

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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