- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

Do you like fishsticks No

There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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