What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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