A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Compton

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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to get to the other side.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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