What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Romans rights.

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*you're

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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