- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

0 + 0 = 0

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

A handicapp walks into a bar

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Spell: “This word”

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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