Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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The Detroit Lions

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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