- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Justin Beiber

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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