whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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