- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

I had sex with my mother in law

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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