- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Your mama's so fat.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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