- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Abortion

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

I am a joke. I am funny.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

you

My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

my name is Jacob sartorious

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

try slamming a revolving door

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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