What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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