- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Jews

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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