what happens every day? People die

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

A baby seal walks into a club

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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