What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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