Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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