If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Chuck norris

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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