Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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