What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Spotto

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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