- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Donkey lips

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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