Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

whats 2+2? 4

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

A man walks into a bar.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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