- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

My Nan, that is all.

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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