Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A black person walks out of KFC

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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