What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

thumb_up thumb_down +26

a potato flew around my room

thumb_up thumb_down +24

An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

whats black and white? a zebra

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

thumb_up thumb_down +24

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Knock knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops