Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Canada AYY

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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If a quiz is a quizical then what is a test? an Exam.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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