- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Justin Bieber.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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