A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

A man buys a prius

The person below me is weird.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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