- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

baby seal walks into a club

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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