Gays

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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kkk

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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