What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

You know what sucks? Yes.

AIDS

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

Fat people

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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