Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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