Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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